Bon Appetit!

Matt just watched 'Julie & Julia' and after years of searching, he has finally found a kindred spirit in Julia Child. Minus the fact that he hates cooking that is. This is hardly beside the point though. He is pretty sure that if circumstances were different, and if he and Julia had met, they would have been quite chummy. That or the very worst of enemies... However, like wise old Dumbledore once said "it does not do well to dwell on dreams and forget to live." Truth is, Julia Child is dead. Dead, dead, dead. She can't get anymore dead than she already is. So Matt must continue on, knowing that he will never meet his kindred spirit in this life. It would probably be healthy for him to remember that Julia is probably a rotted husk of a corpse with an empty, maggoty filled skull. She probably stinks to high heavens as well... Anyways, if Julia was alive and had a heart and eyeballs and a functioning nose, Matt just knows they would have been thick as thieves. They would snigger and laugh like wee little school children, and they would definitely have a secret handshake. Matt would also speak in a shrill voice like her and he would say "bon appetite!" in way of greeting. This would be true for both 'hello's' and 'goodbye's' as well as "What's up girl?!" So as Matt gets ready to tuck his toes into bed he says "bon appetite!"