Girl World

     Matt experienced girl world up close and personal while doing an ab workout at the gym. He was next to 2 peppy girls in ponytails, wearing tight spandex and little tank tops. As the 2 happily gossiped away, a blonde haired guy strutted over. "Yo ladies, what's up?!" The girls gave him a simpering smile and the 3 began chit chatting.
      It was interesting for Matt to watch human breeding in it's beginning stages. The guy puffed his chest out while the girls playfully slapped him on the arm, all the while giggling. He then left and Approximately 20 seconds later, both girls burst into unconstrained laughter.
      "Ohhhh ma gosh! He thinks we're soooo hot!"
      "I know, right? Did you notice how he flexed his arms? He soooo want's us, it's cute really," said second girl. They then continued talking about him as if he were an annoying little boy who didn't stand a chance with them. Matt nearly busted up laughing, but contained himself so as to be able to better listen in. He continued to do crunches, even though he had done plenty, and a moment later the conversation transitioned-
      "OK girl we need to do our butt workout now..."
      "Ugh, again?"
      "Yaaaa, a nice @$$ just doesn't happen on its own, if you want him to notice it, you gotta put in the hard work..." Matt watched as the 2 got down on all fours and began this ridiculous leg rotation/weird backwards kick move. A moment later 2 NEW guys approached.
      "Hey hey chicas, what's goin on?" one guy drawled.
      "We are gonna go get some fast food to eat after this, wanna join us?" asked second boy.
      Both girls looked HORRIFIED by the thought of eating out after their workout. "Um, noooo, we still have cardio to do..." replied one girl arrogantly.
      It was almost too much. Matt nearly lost it here ;)