Battle With a Brat

     Matt was having a rather harrowing day at work. He was alone on the sales floor all night, and it was packed with customers. One family, had a real terror of a son; a 3-foot-thing of destruction wearing cowboy boots. While the parents were looking at fridges, their son was off causing harm to anything within his path. 
     First was the jumping on the $4,000 bed in his dirty boots. Then was the running through the aisles of fridges and pushing every electronic button he could find. After that he kicked open every garbage compactor and then began racing his hotwheel car across the top of the washing machines (Matt just cringes to think of the scratches on the paint job). 
     What really made Matt lose it though, was when he found the boy literally hanging out of a high end top loader washing machine. He approached the snot nosed twit and snapped at the kid to get out. As the delinquent boy (obviously spoiled as his parent's did nothing) hopped out of the washer, he placed his hands on his hips and said to Matt in a sassy voice, "I'm 6 years old and I'm good at kicking people in the nuts." 
     Without skipping a beat Matt responded "Well I'm 26 years old and I'm good at locking kids inside washing machines and turning it on so they spin around like clothes." 
     The boy didn't know what to say, and turned and ran back to his parents. Matt was quite pleased with himself ;-)